Welcome to Episode 65 of Thought Cops! This week we team up with Connor of the Thot Police, because sometimes we all need reinforcements.

Following up with our Brouroboros contest, here's Ben Carson's submission:

Email or tweet us your submission at [email protected].

Here's the Dave Rubin video we were making fun of, plus the best campaign ad I've ever seen before in my entire life, featuring Don Blankenship:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laO0JULtxSc

This week, the Thought Cops and the Thot Police take on the White House Correspondents' Dinner, Chinese prom dresses, DJ Khaled's pussy-free diet, Ellen Pao's solution to incels, anti-porn laws, and idiots that don't understand how to respond to Twitter threads properly.

Don't forget to leave us a five star iTunes review so we can read it on the show. Byeeeeeeeeeeee.