"A lie never lives to be old."  –Sophocles

 

Walmart Battle Orc @ASo1omons:  "Brits are lost."

 

Egyptians only kept records of the good things.  So every battle was a win, just... closer.

 

Three illegals have been charged with armed robbery in Massachusetts.  I think the punishment should be somewhat more severe than whatever free room and board they will undoubtedly receive.

 

One reason why political pugilism is so popular is everybody wins.  At least, everybody who likes you and who you therefore like in return will slap you on the back no matter how poorly you did.

 

I may have figured out why the left, for all it's incessant winning, is so miserable.

 

“Astronomy’s much more fun when you’re not an astronomer.”  -Brian May