Pirate of the Week is a couple who left their baby in a hotel safe. Emails include tattoos in the workplace, how young is too young to date, which pirate would win in a fight? Nicki Minaj's wax statue is being assaulted, Subway guy going to jail, Viagra for women has been approved. Plus the guys fail miserably trying to prank call a fellow pirate trying to sell his mortorcycle.