Vaguely Inconsistent

Three Guys Navigate A Dull Football Weekend, Trade Thanksgiving Stories, And Plot A Disney Adventure


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The NFL slate fell flat, so we made our own fun. We kick things off with the kind of honest sports talk you only get from people who actually watch: why the games dragged, which wins felt empty, and how college football’s chaos could throw the top four into a blender. Georgia’s margin for error, Oregon’s path, automatic bids, and what a committee really values—nothing is off the table.

From there, we swap Thanksgiving war stories with the kind of detail you can taste: stovetop stuffing plays, microwave hacks, turkey leg tendon regrets, and a wildly specific sweet potato strategy. One host pulled kitchen duty solo after knee surgery benched his better half; another walked into a Friendsgiving powered by cranberry jello shots and eggnog experiments, leaving “fancy” bottles as decor. It’s part survival guide, part comedy, and fully relatable.

Culture check: we run through a movie streak with standouts and near-misses, then hit a Die Hard musical that leans into improv and fan-service in all the right ways. We talk box office logic—why kid movies dominate opening weekends—and why a sharp script can still surprise you. Sprinkle in a hockey night, a club set from The Glitch Mob, and the joy of a theater audience catching a near-miss puck shot for a truck, and the weekend starts to feel epic.

All roads lead to Disneyland. We map out travel logistics like pros—prepaid parking, bag tags, carry-on math—and lock in a Star Wars fireworks dessert party for the crew. Expect breakfast at Ronto Roasters, a hyperspace lap count that would make a droid blush, and karaoke setlists to close the nights. It’s part planning session, part hype reel, and exactly the kind of group energy that turns a calendar entry into a memory.

If you’re into smart sports chatter, holiday cooking realism, nerdy theme park tactics, or just need a laugh, this one’s for you. Tap follow, share it with a friend who needs Disney joy, and tell us your can’t-miss ride or holiday kitchen tip in a review.

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Vaguely InconsistentBy JDL