The beards chat it up on pop culture, and deal with a few issues that are oddly sensitive to writers, like convention etiquette, and how to handle conventions when things go horribly wrong.

Has the new DARK TOWER movie been mistreated by the reviews? We state our opinions.

Also, for the first time, we have a contest! Listen carefully and you could win a truly spectacular and rare prize. The rules are in there... somewhere.