In this episode Shade Queen Lily Bongwater and Laura the Hoe Slayer return with how to "find a husband" tips from the 1950's. Stand back ladies, nobody at this table can take this shit seriously... As you may have already expected, these three revise the list to how to ditch a dude and how to find a dick, an updated guide just in time for your holiday man-shopping. Shade however will not be joining you on your quest to find Mr. Perfect. Instead, she has had some epiphanies of her own like why she isn't suited for your shit. And then she compares notes with Laura the Hoe Slayer and Lily of course, has the perfect solution to how to find the guy of your dreams- find someone to be boring with or marry your stalker. The Hoe Slayer outlines a sure fire way to get a job...

Strain of the week is Star Dog and what a hefty hammer it will slam on your indica loving head...if it's the right batch, enjoy that 10 hour nap you're about to take. 

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