I desperately needed to use the bathroom because the only restaurant in existence is Taco Bell.  When I was done I couldn’t find any toilet paper, just a little shelf with three seashells on it, so I swore under my breath and got a fine for violating the verbal morality statute!  I tuned on the radio in my self-driving car and all I heard were commercial jingles from the 50’s.  I tried to kiss my girlfriend but she told me body fluid exchanges have been outlawed, along with red meat, contact sports, and non-educational toys.  The year is 2032.  Someone please send me back to the 90’s!

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