*Impossible

One point from twenty-four, a squad that treats a football like a live wasp, and a new manager already looking crestfallen.

We dissect the Sunderland disaster, ponder the Muani prank, revisit Lange’s January negligence and ask why Richy connects with the ball with all the thudding authority of a polite cough in a library.

We also dive into the Romero riddle: were those tears for the club, or just the realization that his knee may have sabotaged his World Cup?

RDZ has inherited a flooding building and brought in new coaches to try and fix the plumbing, but is it just too late?

With Simon Lipson, Julie Welch, Kev Acott and Eady Hurley.

COYS THFC