Coming up on the Thursday show...

• Ted's wife's birthday was yesterday - did her gift show up on time??
• Do you want people to stop interrupting you? Take this trick from the FBI!
• In Sweet or Sour today, there's a woman that was trying to teach her baby cousin not to bite and now her friends are upset at her for how she handled it
• Matthew McConaughey has trademarked "Alright, Alright, Alright" and speficially the WAY he says it
• Don't try to poop your pants as a way of getting out of being arrested...it won't work
• We play Dead Guy in an Envelope for your chance to win tickets to see Choir of Man, presented by OPAS, at the Rudder Auditorium! Get your tickets now at OPAStickets.org!
• Nina Neal from Long Way Home Adoptables stops in with Horace for Nonprofit Narrative to talk about him and their upcoming profit share at Chick-Fil-A on Briarcrest and their upcoming blood drive! Check out Horace here and find more info about Long Way Home here.

It is Thursday, January 15th.
Thank you for waking up with us.