Sam claims to be a cunning linguist, but Kara doesn't get it. Taking the SATs. We are joined in the studio by Lauren. Kara can't even get a job cleaning houses. The cleanliness and lack thereof of women. Preservatives that make food last forever. Mud wrestling and breasts. Selling yourself on eBay. How about Kara dressing sexy and panhandling on the freeway off-ramp? We are surprised by jail stories from Lauren.