Muslim doctors the world over have stood guilty of deplorable betrayal of the Prophetic medical tradition as codified in the classical Islamic healing paradigm of Tibb an-Nabawii. They are no more than servants of the parasitic petrochemical industry forged a century ago. The COVID-19 scamdemic has ripped the mask from the pretentions to legitimacy and the noxious hypocrisy of the modern Medical industry, and highlights the embarrassing, though often unwitting, Muslim medical complicity in perpetuating human suffering.