"The Doctor's Mum is so fat."

Greeting Travellers, time has ground to a halt, all moments are now, come play at eternity in the blink of an eye.

In this week's Ood Cast you'll find 80s blue lightening, Time Lord chat up lines, a review of The Wedding of River Song, some exploding tonsils, Latin mispronunciations, atrocious Birmingham accents and a chronological retelling of the story of River Song set to music.

There's also the usual Ood Cast News, mimes, flights of fancy and words of whimsy.

Look us in the eye and tell us you're not excited.