The boys start the show but are interrupted when Zac almost gets a parking ticket. This leads them down a long tangent about how tickets (carnivals, festivals, parking, concerts, sports games) are usually synonymous with getting screwed and very Not Hippie. They talk about their recent gigs. AJ crashes from the testosterone. They get into 51 Hippie hairstyles. Zac talks about his new doctor and AJ talks about the time one hit on him. Patchouli, Barbasol, yoga farts, and FUPAS enter the mix too.