AAAAH! TICKS ALL OVER ME! Those loathsome little critters are back- but there's a natural control method on the way...but it's kind of creepy, too. We'll introduce you to a drug dealer so stupid that he actually called the police when someone stole his cocaine stash. There's actually a "Day Care For Husbands" coming to your local mall, and in honor of the holiday weekend, BBQ tips for cooking a turkey outside on a Weber grill. Thank us later.