This week, the guys dive into how short-form content has wrecked attention spans — especially when it comes to kids, movies, and anything longer than a TikTok clip. That conversation somehow spirals into eggnog debates, a Christmas-themed Would You Rather, and the uncomfortable realization that none of us should be trusted with parenting advice. We also hit This Is Where We F*ed Up with listener call-outs, a fresh Florida Man, random Twitter chaos, and Big Board drama as we barrel toward the Christmas episode. Nothing stays on track. Everything gets questioned. Exactly the energy you'd expect.