🚨 MONDAY’S EPISODE: ABSOLUTE CHAOS 🚨

TikTok decided to personally attack us with a trend that claims your entire year is predicted by the song that was #1 on your 10th birthday. Jen? Blissfully skipping through life with “Walk Like an Egyptian.” Ashten? Emotionally assaulted by “One Sweet Day.” So… that tracks. 🎶🫠

Then we spiral straight into a brand-new TLC experiment where normal people are dropped into the Amish community like it’s a reality-TV Hunger Games. Spoiler: we would not survive. Jen would be taken out immediately by the plain clothing rule and Ashten is deeply confused by several guidelines while simultaneously feeling the urge to manage the Amish with her Type 8 personality. Control issues? Never heard of her.

AND THEN—because Jen cannot be stopped—we fall headfirst into a TikTok rabbit hole about a disappearing bar in Louisiana (thank you, Heather 🙌). A bar that exists for 24 hours. Men in suspenders. Mysterious vibes. Comment sections unhinged. Jen starts connecting dots that absolutely did not need connecting and suddenly we’re asking very serious questions about vampires, voodoo, and whether Louisiana is operating under different supernatural laws than the rest of us.

We also shout out and THANK everyone who’s already sent in their Listener Confessions 👀—and yes, we are starting those THIS FRIDAY and we are not emotionally prepared.

✨ Chaos. Amish rules. TikTok conspiracies. Emotional damage. You do not want to miss this one. ✨