The day I discovered Time Beavers and pieced together their conspiracy, I was reading updates on Nextdoor.

I like getting my community news from Nextdoor. The posts are always self-described as well-researched and articulate, and often drafted by used car salesmen, spouses of liquor store owners and other county luminaries. We never have “scientists,” “structural engineers,” “habitat biologists” or any such hucksters pushing insidious sustainability agendas on there—some of the people on Nextdoor have MBAs!

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