Joe is feeling confused by the passage of time, so he calls scientist friend Raj Sivaraman to explain time.  Raj is a microbiologist and gives a very convoluted answer. We call Myq Kaplan to discuss his unique insights on time.  Meanwhile, Tom marks time with a baby shower that Joe didn't bring a gift to, and then Tom goes off on a tangent about the Syria crisis for some reason.  This is the greatest listening experience in the history of time.