Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Now that the group has saved  Father Bierce and returned him to the church, the group has to decide  what to do. They discuss at length where to go next and how to proceed,  but they just can’t seem to make up their minds. Half the group decides  to try and abduct one of the fish men and torture them into giving them  information. The other half acknowledges that Cthulu is most likely  coming and decides the only way to beat a giant monster is with another  one. So, the plan is to summon one of their own. How does someone  capture just one fish monster an insane asylum full of them? What does  it take in order to summon a Great Old One? How strong would a jaw have  to be to bite a car in half? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the  rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,  stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as  they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s  or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping  game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for  you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never  played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an  idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th  edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if  there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores.  Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite  your friends over to play with you for completely different experience! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on  Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your  continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with  better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us  achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing  novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts,  stickers, prints and more!  Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on  Facebook, check us out at BotchedPodcast.com, and feel free to email us  any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected] Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin &  Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts) Music by Gozer Botched: A D&D Podcast is proudly part of the Giant Sized Team Up  Network.   ---   This episode is sponsored by  · rSlash Podcast: Host rSlash, a YouTuber with 1.5MM subscribers reads  Reddit posts from subreddits like r/entitledparents, r/prorevenge,  r/choosingbeggars and more.