Time Limit Draw

The TLD boys ate too much turkey and have a special Grab Bag Of Doom episode! What happens when the West Coast Tag Team Champions show up for Crockett Cup preparation against the Mulkeys? La Parka and Silver King attempt to maim Ciclope and Damien 666 in not just any hardcore match, but a Falls Count Anywhere MEXICAN Hardcore Match! Bret Hart brings his idiot brothers to ECW and Amarillo to take on Terry Funk in the Funker’s like fourth of seventeen retirement matches. We swing by Smoky Mountain Wrestling to check in on Cornette, Bullet Bob, a young Sunny, and a rebel flag adorned Tracy Smothers. And we close things out with Piñata on a Pole! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY!

It's the big one. The Ballad of the Black Scorpion! 33 Years Ago, this show occurred, and we wouldn’t laugh at it until many years later. Time Limit Draw's latest venture down the pro wrestling rabbit hole would not be complete without landing on WCW's Starrcade 1990! This infamous pay per view was viewed by our intrepid hosts, Michael Watson and James Ryan. They put their lives on the line for you, the listener! Lex Luger challenges Stan Hansen for his US title in a Bullrope Match. Alexandria York's personal computer tries to predict if we actually care about Terry Taylor or Michael Wallstreet. The first (and last) Pat O'Connor Memorial International Cup Tag Team Tournament! 8 international teams vie for a huge freakin' trophy. Doom and the Horsemen meet in a Street Fight. And in the Main Event, Sting put his World Heavyweight title on the line against the demonic Black Scorpion! Yes, this is the Black Scorpion match you've only had nightmares about. Welcome to the Anniversary of one of the funniest things to ever happen on Time Limit Draw! Never mind the disaster that was Ric Flair cosplaying as the Black Scorpion. We discovered the best thing ever during Starrcade 1990. Listen to us attempt to hold back tears while a pair of Russian shooters absolutely blind-sided two fat Canadian jobbers during the Pat O'Connor Memorial International Cup Tag Team Tournament! AND A POST MATCH RAIN DANCE!!!

TLD flashes back to a Hall of Fame episode as we reminisce on WrestleWar '92 live from Jacksonville, Florida. It's one of the most brutal matches in WCW history when Paul E. Dangerously's Dangerous Alliance takes on all their babyface rivals in Sting's Squadron in WAR GAMES, where it literally takes cannibalization of the ring itself to determine a winner. But the real hilarity is on the undercard, where Harley Race has found another diamond in the Asian rough and the Steiner Brothers absolutely destroy and cuss at some poor young kid from Japan trying to make a name for himself in the States. Who's this Scotty Flamingo guy and why is he so exotic? Spend a night in Bangkok and hang out with TLD for one of the best episodes in the show's history.

It’s War Games at WrestleWar ‘91! Inside the confines of a double ring steel cage, who’s gonna bleed, who’s gonna no-sell, and who’s gonna attempt murder on live PPV when Sting and his buddies take on the Horsemen? How many stars can U.S. Champ Lex Luger carry Dan Spivey to? (More than you’d think.) The Freebirds kick off their negative title reign in style with Diamond Dallas Page and some “brown sugar.” We’ve got a great crowd, the most random six man tag match you’ll ever see, Buddy Landel being hilarious, Bobby Eaton being awesome, Alexandra York’s Tandy word processor, Vader and Hansen stiffing each other, WCW Production Values, Jim Ross dunking on little kids, and Big Dust is back in the saddle, if you will, in pul’lic, with the book and a bottle. Pass the Courvoisier and settle in with JR and Mikey for this hilarious LATE NIGHT EDITION of TLD.

Michael Watson and James Ryan are starting the year off in Rumble Country! It's 1998, and the entire WWF roster wants to eliminate Stone Cold Steve Austin, or do they? The roster is bare, so it's up to Vince to make some new stars! FU Goldust, the Three Faces of Foley, IC Champ "The Rock" Rocky Maivia, Uncle Ahmed Johnson, a gaggle of midgets, the rise of the New Age Outlaws, and the fall of Shawn Michaels. This Pre-Attitude Era ppv is the cure for your holiday blues!

JR and Mikey remember the Alamo and the 1997 Royal Rumble on the newest TLD. Shawn Michaels comes home with the flu (and a hangover) to challenge SID for the World Wrestling Federation Championship. Invisible watch-wearing Stone Cold Steve Austin is ready to throw 29 pieces of trash over the top rope, including Bret “The Hitman” Hart, in the Royal Rumble for his right to go to the Wrestlemania main event. The Undertaker and Vader have a HOSS FIGHT. The Nation of Domination is here to put Ahmed Johnson down for good. And we have a random lucha six man tag where Vince and Jim Ross have no idea who anyone is. It takes a King not just to know a King, but also to throw around giant lumber, recklessly destroy announce tables, and intentionally accidentally toss out your tag team partner. The new Time Limit Draw is BIZARRE!!

What happens when your PPV is a commercial for another PPV? Survivor Series ‘91 happens, as Hulk Hogan pulls midcard duty when he faces the GRAVEST CHALLENGE when he defends his WWF Title against The Undertaker! You also get REAL WORLD’S CHAMPION RIC FLAIR jerking the curtain against Virgil! Other guys are involved in an elimination tag match, too, but still… Hacksaw Duggan and Chico Santana lead a babyface team against heel jobbers extraordinaire Skinner, Col. Mustafa, Berserker, and Gloryless Hercules. We’ve got early Beverly Brothers, a slowly turning Shawn Michaels, and Irwin R. Shyster in the main event??? This episode of Time Limit Draw BETTER BE DEVENOMIZED!

The End is here! No, not the end for your daring hosts Michael Watson and James Ryan, but the end is here tonight for either the WWF or The Alliance! Time Limit Draw presents Survivor Series 2001! We've got two title unification matches, one Immunity Battle Royale, and Women's 6 pack challenge for the title, and quite possibly the greatest, most star studded Survivor Series main event elimination match of all time! Vince's team of Jericho, Big Show, Kane, Undertaker and the Rock take on The Alliance's team of Booker T, RVD, Shane O'Mac, Kurt Angle, and Stone Cold Steve Austin! It's winner takes all because after tonight there will be only one! To the victor goes the spoils! Pucker up, bitch!

Time Limit Draw welcomes you all to the 6th Annual WWF Survivor Series! Our hosts Michael Watson & James Ryan travel back to 1992 to witness the fallout of the Ultimate Warrior leaving the WWF! “Executive Consultant” Mr. Perfect comes out of retirement to join the Macho Man Randy Savage in taking on Razor Ramon and Ric Flair! That’s got to be the Main Event of the show, right? It’s not? You’ll see what is soon enough. First we have the Nightstick on a Pole Match as “Innocent Man” NAILZ looks to exact revenge on his former jailor, The Big Boss Man! Rick Martel appropriated Tatanka’s Ceremonial Eagle Feathers and turned them into a fashion accessory, but Tatanka ain’t having that! Future WWF Champion Yokozuna has his pay-per-view debut against a guy who used to be yoked, and is about to be flattened. The Undertaker went to the literal wood shed as he painstakingly crafted a beautiful looking cedar Casket in order to deposit a very scared Kamala inside. Seriously, Bob Villa and Sara’s daddy would’ve been proud of that craftsmanship! Then in the Main Event, it’s the OTHER Bret Hart/Shawn Michaels Survivor Series match. WWF Champion vs Intercontinental Champion, with only Bret’s title on the line! Come load up your plate with some last minute Survivor Series 1992 leftovers!

It’s Hogan! It’s Piper! It’s AGE IN THE CAGE at Halloween Havoc ‘97!! DDP and the Macho Man face off in a Las Vegas Sudden Death Match to decide the ultimate victor in their trilogy. Larry Zbyszko is the special ref when Lex Luger takes on Scott Hall as Kevin Nash is preoccupied in a Fremont Street bordello. Ric Flair’s out for revenge on Horsemen traitor Curt Hennig. And Eddie Guerrero puts his Cruiserweight Title on the line against Rey Mysterio’s mask in perhaps the greatest match in WCW history. Hop the rail, scale the cage, and let JR and Mikey take worked liberties on you on the latest episode of TLD. SNAP INTO IT!!