Time To Die Shorts

Our 2024 Christmas One-Shot is GM'd by Adam Driver. I mean Adam Gumbert. We're using the Kids On Bikes TTRPG for a homebrewed setting that features a Home Alone story with Xenomorphs! (But their friends call them Peenomorphs.) 

Adam "Gumby" Gumbert
https://twitter.com/AdamGumby

https://twitter.com/RespawnAimFire

https://twitter.com/MisfitRolls

Brian Bridges
https://twitter.com/manlybrian

Tim Demeuse
https://twitter.com/idagrabyourgun

Forrest G Emerson
https://twitter.com/StabbyGM
https://twitter.com/StabbyQuest

Eric S Patt
https://twitter.com/es_pattycake

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Our 2024 Hallowpeen One-Shot studies the merits of gazillionaire Bobby Kotick. Except it's Saw. Except it's a really boring and butchered abomination of Saw. It's like if you took the Saw franchise and put it through a Saw trap. It really is as bad as the title.

Brian Bridges
https://twitter.com/manlybrian

Tim Demeuse
https://twitter.com/idagrabyourgun

Forrest G Emerson
https://twitter.com/StabbyGM
https://twitter.com/StabbyQuest

Eric S Patt
https://twitter.com/es_pattycake

Adam "Gumby" Gumbert
https://twitter.com/AdamGumby

https://twitter.com/RespawnAimFire

https://twitter.com/MisfitRolls

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Everybody is absolutely plastered in this one. I guess it's the story about how The Grinch and Oogie Boogie go on a killing spree? At some point there are goblins? And in the end, Brian's mom shows up again? I don't understand any of this.

Brian Bridges
https://twitter.com/manlybrian

Tim Demeuse
https://twitter.com/idagrabyourgun

Forrest G Emerson
https://twitter.com/StabbyGM
https://twitter.com/StabbyQuest

Eric S Patt
https://twitter.com/es_pattycake

Adam "Gumby" Gumbert
https://twitter.com/AdamGumby

https://twitter.com/RespawnAimFire

https://twitter.com/MisfitRolls

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Brian is visited by some Christmas spirits to warn him about his future!

Time To Die Characters:

Several characters from our past shows make cameos in this one-shot. If you're curious about any of them, here's some info. Click on their names to be taken to their show's web page.

Carl Sagan - In real life he was an astronomer and science communicator. But he also made an appearance in our second campaign, "Odyssey." 

Skeeter - The stink-bait enthusiast. Skeeter was a fisherman played by Dan White, in our 2021 Hallowpeen one-shot, "The Lake Has Eyes."

Steve Seagull - The combat veteran and a parody of Steven Seagal. Steve was played by Tim Demeuse, in our 2021 Hallowpeen one-shot, "The Lake Has Eyes."

Alex Insdorf - Alex is our IRL friend of the show. He used to podcast with us. Now he's becoming a doctor and doing sports stuff.

Archie - An Arnold Schwarzenegger parody played by Chris Riley in our 2019 Christmas special, "20 Sided Die Hard."

Peggy Pasteur - The raw milk runner. Peggy was an elderly woman smuggling raw milk internationally. She was played by Dan White, in our 2020 Hallowpeen one-shot, "Monster Plane."

The Cat Centaur - Half man, half "poosey!" The seductive and suggestive double-entendre loving cat centaur, played by Brian Bridges in The Giants March. The Cat Centaur was modeled after the persona & personality of Gus from 8-Bites.

The Night Cleaner - The janitor of a top secret research facility. The Night Cleaner is played by Brian Bridges in, "The Night Cleaner's Tales."

Krampus - Krampus is a version of the horned anthropomorphic figure in the Central and Eastern Alpine folklore of Europe. He is played by Brian Bridges, in our 2022 Hallowpeen one-shot, "A Very MÖRK BORG Christmas."

Dusty Barnes - The undertaker who loves whiskey and beans. Dusty Barnes was played by Tim Demeuse, in our fantasy wild west campaign, "Fillmore's Crossing."

Brian Bridges
https://twitter.com/manlybrian

Tim Demeuse
https://twitter.com/idagrabyourgun

Forrest G Emerson
https://twitter.com/StabbyGM
https://twitter.com/StabbyQuest

Eric S Patt
https://twitter.com/es_pattycake

Adam "Gumby" Gumbert
https://twitter.com/AdamGumby

https://twitter.com/RespawnAimFire

https://twitter.com/MisfitRolls

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Our Christmas episode(s) this year deal with the history and lore of Brian Bridges. So if you are unfamiliar or only partially familiar with said lore, this episode will run through everything you need to know!

Audio clips pulled from:
Introducing Colin's Last Stand: Side Quest

@johnnyflatstvnyb7586 YouTube Short
What YOU need to know before dating a firefighter

Captain Phillips (2013) - I'm the captain Now Scene
Justin Bieber gets candid about mental health and marriage | GMA
Justin Bieber - Zane Lowe and Apple Music 'Changes' Interview
Inside Justin Bieber's Tour Bus | GQ

Don't Mess with Greg Miller YouTube Short

Fast Food and Scary Movies - The GameOverGreggy Show Ep. 17

The Best of Greg Miller - Up at Noon

Homeschooling: Last Week Tonight with John Olvier (HBO)

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In a small town, six unsuspecting people get stuck inside a movie theater, which begins descending straight to hell!

Brian Bridges
https://twitter.com/manlybrian

Tim Demeuse
https://twitter.com/idagrabyourgun

Forrest G Emerson
https://twitter.com/StabbyGM
https://twitter.com/StabbyQuest

Eric S Patt
https://twitter.com/es_pattycake

Portal Non Portal Mix by  Ov Moi Omm is licensed under a Attribution 4.0 International License.

https://freemusicarchive.org/music/ov-moi-omm/single/portal-non-portal-mix/

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Set in the mid 1950s, this story follows four citizens around Pembine and Marinette, Wisconsin, as they begin to unveil some strange occurrences in the area.

Trouble comes to a small town and it's up to the villagers to deal with it.

Brian Bridges
https://twitter.com/manlybrian

Tim Demeuse
https://twitter.com/idagrabyourgun

Chris aka Critically Accursed
https://twitter.com/CAccursed

Adam "Gumby" Gumbert
https://twitter.com/AdamGumby
Respawn Aim Fire YouTube
Respawn Aim Fire Twitter
Isle of Misfit Rolls Twitter

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Three men and a couple boys get caught up in some bad events during the day of a fishing tournament ... only to realize things are about to get a whole lot stranger.

GM: Tim Demeuse
https://twitter.com/idagrabyourgun

Spencer: Chris Riley

Dave: Chris aka Critically Accursed
https://twitter.com/CAccursed

Charlie: Brian Bridges
https://twitter.com/manlybrian

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Three men and a couple boys get caught up in some bad events during the day of a fishing tournament ... only to realize things are about to get a whole lot stranger.

GM: Tim Demeuse
https://twitter.com/idagrabyourgun

Spencer: Chris Riley

Dave: Chris aka Critically Accursed
https://twitter.com/CAccursed

Charlie: Brian Bridges
https://twitter.com/manlybrian

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