On this "Jon Carter Classic" It's "Shorts Day" at school for Timmy as he searches for the perfect pair, but with a little extra weight added on from last year, even his shorts from "Blubber Warehouse" are too skinny to squeeze into! Plus Elder Berry's...

Timmy's Short-Splitting Solution & The Elders: Denny's Drama

"Jon Carter's Archives" include some of his greatest and most legendary radio bits from the 80s and 90s, now restored from the Arrow 103.5 Vault. Before he could crack a mic or tell a joke, JC's Cerebral Carcass was creating "The Adventures of Timmy," our favorite, slightly-overweight-for-his-age little boy, with a love of food, girls and trouble. From stealing animals from the State Fair on a regular basis to always drawing the ire of his Pops, Timmy is back and one thing to say, and that's "BYE." Utah's Outdoors Man, "Mister Twister" is back too, famously based on the late Doug Miller, with a love for fishing, hunting, and camping. Twister is back with all his timeless takes and advice. Also found deep within the bowels of his secret Sandy studio are Billy Beaufort and Bubba Pickett, the Bible Brothers, saying what they always say - and that's "Say Hallelujah!" Plus other famous Carter Characters, such as Swami Salami, Mr. Roberts, the Elders, Song Parodies and more from the Old Timey Days. Let us know your favorite Carter Classic on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter or 1035thearrow.com - and download timeless Carter Classics exclusively with the Arrow App from WCF Insurance. Utah's Classic 103.5 the Arrow!

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Timmy's Short-Splitting Solution & The Elders: Denny's Drama

Timmy's Short-Splitting Solution & The Elders: Denny's Drama