What would your one-liner be if you kicked a villain through a soda machine? Chuck Norris knows. Chuck Norris also knows the way to the heart is through the fist. This week we're back to the standard format. 2 dudes. 2 mics. 2 topics each. Who will win? Can there be a winner? I think yes. You are. You've chosen to tune your ears to this compilation of soft rock, big kicks, wet foods, and improv sci-fi theater. Will Drake make a cameo or find himself cancelled with the rest of our radiant trash heap? Find out. The doofus train rides again.