What are you doing rowboating away from the enemy? It's the spookiest day of spooky season and gosh are we bad at dealing with ghost situations. First things first let's split up to cover more ground. Next let's drink this random glowing potion. It tastes better in the moonlight. Werewolves are bigger than normal wolves. Have you had your fair share of scary movie scares or are the comically predictable tropes blocking your view of horror? Only Bob Apples knows. We shout at the moon and piss at the stars. It's This is Nothing Halloween 2022. Don't trip when they chase you.