Coop and Phoebe pop open the Stella Rosa multipack, a glittering lineup of fruity little bottles that feel like they belong in a purse, a picnic, or an ex’s apology basket. What should be a calm tasting very quickly morphs into the usual delightful chaos: Coop acting like he’s hosting a wine tribunal, Phoebe giving sensory notes that may or may not be actual words, and both of them arguing about which flavor is “gas” and which flavor is “desperation in a bottle.”

Every mini gets its moment under the interrogation lamp as Coop and Phoebe pass honest judgment flavored with spicy commentary, questionable metaphors, and at least one accidental roast of someone who isn’t present to defend themselves.

It’s fruity. It’s unhinged. It’s educational in the loosest sense of the word.

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