Here's some nerd-bait for you:

I like the form factor of this kind of work light, of which there are 10,000 no-name Chinese-junk resellers -- folds up tiny, magnetic base, 360° rotation, USB rechargeable.

But is there something like this that has exactly two modes, "off" and "on", so that I don't have to click 3 or 4 times to turn it off? They all have the same firmware which makes you cycle through "uselessly dim", "disco blink", and "pinhole spotlight so dim you won't notice it, but it totally will drain the battery".

The "off" switch is a lost goddamned art.

"Yes, I would like my work light to be dimmer" -- statements dreamed up by the absolutely deranged.

Previously.