This week on Pop Uncultured, more porn!  Not gay porn this time, but somehow I feel more sullied.  JY and I hit the wide world of xHamster in a one-on-one classic ep, and what we find is - as per usual - sickening.  In our search for the biggest silly tits on the planet, we stumble across a "pornographer's" channel: Big_TIT_Addict.  FYI the biggest augmented breasts in the world belong to this dumb pig named Beshine, and this dude Big Tit Addict smacks off to gifs/pictures of her and films it POV.  Yeah, I know right?  Literally sitting in a chair and jerking off, that's what his videos are.  Honestly, there's no more need for commentary beyond that, but hey, goofballs, if you didn't want a painstaking breakdown of the smallest and most unimportant minutiae, you'd probably be listening to a different show.  The real main event is a revelation in the second half of the episode, I don't want to "spill" the surprise but suffice it to say that xHamster is more than just a filthy, dirty website to look at dames and their pelvises.

All of this is, of course, just the backdrop for a greater tale: JY's renegade past as a trailer park skank catcher, my cum-soaked masturbation proclivities in the astral plane, and even the story of our first meeting over 15 years ago.  We work out theories on caveman porno hieroglyphics, cum stalagtites, cum-ception, calculator porn, trolling a subreddit full of angry incels (we don't, these people are sad enough).  Oh yeah, one of Big Tit Addict's friends (yeah there's a friends list on xHamster), films himself pissing on things (including his own crotch) and that's a laugh too.  Join us on this filthy journey of self-discovery/loathing and always remember, you just have to listen to it, at least you didn't have to watch it.  There's a hot trans at the end that might turn you gay, for your sake and the sake of the planet, we shall never release that photo.