Somehow... unsurprisingly... Tom has never seen the Jimmy Cameron masterpiece, that is, Titanic.

Why is James Cameron obsessed with making films about water? Why isn't there more of an emphasis on the missing magic jewel sub-plot of the film? Why isn't there a modern-day remake staring Nic Cage hunting for this long lost artefact!!?

...perhaps Tom should watch this film before writing this description?

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