Dating apps are FRUST at the best of times, but Eliza’s had it with the in-your-face throbbers, the ciggy suckers and the bird flipping. Let the rant begin! The tone turns when we get to titty talk though.... are they an untapped source of ultimate pleasure? And awkward turtle time..... who did the girls get sloppy seconds from? Plus, Carly’s caring for 2 babies, find out why!

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