Merry Christmas to everyone in the fake time zones west of Lake Michigan. Your reward for living where nothing happens is getting Eastern Standard Gang's late present on Christmas Day. Spoilers ahead for the new Matrix, including how it taught Jim and Nathan that therapy is bullshit and Zuckerberg is actually good. So sit back and enjoy our take on this unnecessary sequel.

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