(00:00-9:25) Doug has been doing some DJ work. Jackson has a smorgasbord of audio for us. Audio of Mad Dog Russo getting trolled by a caller. We'll try Stephen A Smith getting mad at a caller next. Up next is Paul Finebaum not happy with a G5 team being in the CFP. Austin Mock's got 7 SEC teams in the CFP. You're getting all damp over there.

(9:33-18:08) Who on the dais has the best weekend lined up? Yuck, the straights. It's deer season. The Lexington Steele of Chesterfield. Renting is all the rage. A slut, yes, but a poodle, not a deer. Deer urine. Doug's first instinct is to kink shame. Doug's got a Lot L parking pass.

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