(00:00-4:47) Buck Swope puts his sports coat on one arm at a time just like the rest of us. Trunk-or-Treat. Telling jokes on Halloween. Lights on or off? What's the age cutoff for trick or treating? A special kind of flat tire. Chairman's son doesn't like the doorbell.

(4:55-13:19) Didn't wanna read this text but it has to be read. What you don't think Anthony Stalter is attractive? Is dressing a soldier stolen valor? Iggy's handing out meatballs for Halloween. Mt. Rushmore of voices in the building. Piss Week. Drinkin' port.

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