Chris believes that sports do not matter. But even though he believes that sports do not matter at all even a little bit, he tries his best to stay open to the possibility that sports may matter to someone else besides himself. Also, Bryan farts. He just backs his rear end up to the microphone and farts. Bryan has been farting into the mic a lot lately. Will laughs very much at the fart. So so very much. Will thinks farts are really hilarious. Past that, Chris talks some more about sports. After the fart part. Hey, that rhymed!