Timecop (1994) d. Peter Hyams Starring: Jean-Claude Van Damme Mia Sara Bruce McGill This week on TMR, Ryan takes us in the world's most ineffectual time machine and tells us about his uncomfortable fascination with JCVD with 1994's "Timecop." Steve tries to untangle the Gordian Knot of time travel, and both of them say inappropriate things about the lovely Mia Sara WHY DID YOU LEAVE US MIA YOU WERE TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD I HATE FERRIS BUELLER. Things discussed in the show:

The Theory of Everything (Eddie Redmayne, Stephen Hawkins)

Jupiter Ascending

Benedict Cumberbatch

Michael Fassbender

Christian Bale (American Psycho, The Machinist, Batman Begins, Newsies)

Twin Peaks (David Lynch & his sweet albums)

True Detective

Nicolas Cage (Wild at Heart)

Mulholand Drive (Naomi Watts)

Narcos (Pablo Escobar, Pedro Pascal, Luis Guzman, Cinematography by Mauricio Vidal, Lula Carvalho & Adrian Teijido)

Elite Force and Steve's time in Brazil, José Padilha)

Robocop (2014)

Ron Perlman

The Connection (Jean Dujardin from The Artist)

Birth of a Nation

Lionheart, Double Impact, Bloodsport, Kickboxer, Cyborg

The Relic

Outland, Capercorn One, 2010, Stay Tuned, End of Days, Sudden Death

Mike Richardson (Dark Horse Comics & Dark Horse Entertainment, The Mask with Jim Carrey, Dr. Giggles)

The Timecop comic book

Steve's sweet comic Ghost Spy (Image Comics)

Sam Raimi

Cocaine

Ryan's obsession with Mia Sara (Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Career Opportunities, Legend, The Rocketeer)

Jennifer Connelly's pact with Satan

Confederate gold and stock price manipulation

Hitler in time travel films

Rammstein

White Men Can't Jump

Mad Max

Jackie Chan (Rumble in the Bronx)

Belgium-style love making from The Muscles from Brussels

Kung Fury and hacking time

Stargate

Hackers

Minority Report

Bruce McGill (McGuyver)

Ron Silver (Sen. Aaron McComb)

Al Pacino (Carlitos Way, Serpico)

Donald Trump

Back to the Future

Rules of time travel

Rae Dawn Chong

The Time Traveler's Wife

Weird Science (Bill Paxton)

H.P. Lovecraft (Cthulhu)

Time Paradoxes

The butterfly effect

Sewer, Gas & Electric

Cover of The Outsiders, "Time Won't Let Me" (The Smithereens)

Chuck Norris (Top Dog)

How Did This Get Made (Podcast)

Broadway

Jet Li (Lethal Weapon 4)

Next week: Special Halloween Double Feature - Puppetmaster/Children of the Corn