The Goonies (1985)

d. Richard Donner

Writers:Steven Spielberg (story)Chris Columbus (screenplay)

Starring:Sean AstinJosh BrolinJeff CohenCorey FeldmanKerri GreenMartha PlimptonKe Huy QuanRobert DaviJoe PantolianoAnne Ramsey

This week on Total Movie Recall, we go back to a time when Corey's ruled the world. We watched 1985's classic "The Goonies" and wonder what exactly a "Goonie" is. We help Ryan try to figure out the ins and outs of a complicated housing market, try to figure out why Chunk put up with all his friends' crap, and Steve realizes he had no friends.

When two brothers find out they might lose their house they are desperate to find a way to keep their home. They find a treasure map and bring some friends along to find it. They are all out looking for the "X" and trying to get away from a group of bad guys who also want the treasure.

Things discussed in the show:

The hilarity of snow in Atlanta (Sister Louisa's church, Joystick, The Earl, The Clermont Lounge)

X-Files - Gillian Anderson, David Duchovny

Angelina Jolie, Brittney Spears

Doug Hutchison & Courtney Stodden - SEX BBQ

Duane Barry

Zeitgeiest, Loose Change, David Icke & lizard people

Fail Blog, Fail Army

Ricky and Morty (Season 2) - Dan Harmon, Community, Harmontown

Dr. Killbot (band), The Borg

Jessica Jones

Werner Herzog - motivational posters - Klause Kinski - Nastassja Kinski

Werner Hertzog Eats His Shoe - Errol Morris

Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom

Gremlins

Poltergeist - Tobe Hooper

Lucas - Corey Haim, Charlie Sheen

Bordello of Blood - Dennis Miller

Dream a Little Dream, The Lost Boys

Leave it to Beaver, Eddie Haskell

Cyndi Lauper - "Goonies R' Good Enough"

Astoria, OR - Kindergaden Cop

Koncept & J57 - "Porcelain"

E.T., Home Alone, Mrs. Doubtfire

Parenthood - Steve Martin, Dianne Wiest

200 Cigarettes

Die Hard, James Bond: Licence to Kill

Dungeons & Dragons

Dexter

Indiana Jones: The Last Crusade

The Truffle Shuffle

Twin Peaks

Munich, Schindler's List

Superman - Fat Marlon Brando

Frozen - Descendants (Today's drug of choice for children everywhere)

Next week: High Fidelity