Please turn off your cellphones and join us in taking care of business in the way of some asshole suckin', soul shitting, hillbilly mummy hi-jinks down in Mud Crick all while having a growth on your pecker.

For our 31st Commentary, let's get decadent, baby, as we continue the global phenomenon known as B-Movie March by watching this 2002 cult classic starring Bruce Campbell, Ozzie Davis, & Ella Joyce. Doom defends Circuit City from Fitz's malicious attacks, Fitz acts like a fuckin' douche about the very idea of B-Movie March, Doom's just a cunt, and then a goodie goodie good good that's more hours than dollars is discussed, so grab your walker and let's get to saving the world!