Please turn off your cellphones and join us in the greatest monument to consumerism this pitiful world has ever had the pleasure of knowing...THE FUCKIN' MALL!

For our 37th Commentary, we take a trip back to 1995 for this flick starring Jeremy London, Jason Lee, Shannen Doherty, Claire Forlani, and featuring a brilliant cameo appearance from the legendary Stan Lee.

We watch what is arguably Kevin Smith's best movie and bullshit in the way that only we know how to, so pop some corn and tell your friends to listen as well, gang, cause we hope you all see that goddamn sailboat!