We're back for another season, freaks! 

To kick things off, Megan gets into all the juicy and messed up details of America's favorite reality show from the early 2000s: To Catch a Predator. And boy did they catch some predators! And some regulars! 

Then Lauren tells a story that shows us what true love really looks like: refusing to marry for money so hard that your mom locks you in an attic for 25 years. If only we could all be so romantic.

It's a whole new season, so help us out with topic and opener suggestions at [email protected].

Love ya, freaks!