This week, Erin T tortures us with some unfortunately-published descriptions of women, as well as some of the worst written sex scenes found in books. Join us to hear about these "womanly rock walls" and more!

Kelly found us some top first date questions---so first, we judge the shit out of the questions and then we answer them on our "date." See who did the best on our first date challenge and who fared the worst.

Well, we knew this day would come but despite Dot and Jamie's protests, scary stories and urban legends are the focus of this episode. Hear us share stories and rate them for scariness!

Part one of Jamie's individual series on History's Greatest villains! Jamie tells the crew about Fritz Haber, German chemist who gave the world two major innovations...so is he truly a villain? Let the crew judge the shit out of him and tell you what they think!

Our collective sister-in-law Aimee is back, this time to play one of our favorite games with her--"guess the movie Aimee is describing!" Come along and try to guess along with us!

The Hell-bound crew talks teachers...from our worst (who teaches handwriting in 8th grade?!) to our best (making taking a required Christianity class enjoyable), we are highlighting teachers in our lives. And just to be clear, we love teachers (2 of us are married to teachers and 1 is a teacher). We aren't that evil. Along the way, we take a detour on some of our weirdest food combinations/family recipes.

This week brings some history talk from our resident history geek, Erin/Dot! We learn about the Glass Delusion, a mental condition in which people believe they were made of glass or some part of them was made of glass. Some detours pop up along the way of course (embarrassing childhood stories, oof).

This episode is centered around celebrity couples--ones we want to adopt us, ones we are heartbroken about (Ryan and Rachel=forever), and ones we would be paired with in the Bad Place.

The Hell-bound crew goes on a blast from the past this week, discussing everything from our favorite Disney Prince to our first concert (2 of us have to deal with THAT answer being Hanson). Ah, the 1990s/early 2000s...

Join the gang for a perfect Galentines Day themed episode all about...witches! Kelly shares the crazy history of witches with the gang and we decide to start our own coven.