Immortality isn’t always what it’s cracked up to be — especially if you end up trapped in the body of an immortal pre-teen. In this episode, Rebecca and Hannah discuss when the promise of eternal youth turns into the horror of never-ending childhood, what it would feel like to be a grown woman trapped in the body of a little girl, the logistics of sourcing blood when you look like a doll (it may or may not work in your favor), and the relationship between maturity and memory. Be warned, these kid vampires are not for kids.

Come vamps, join us around the campfire.

CW: pedophilia, sexual assault, and child abuse in fiction

Major Spoilers:

* Interview with the Vampire by Anne Rice, 1976

* Interview with the Vampire, directed by Neil Jordan 1994

* Let the Right One In by John Ajvide Lindqvist, 2004

* Fledgling by Octavia Butler, 2005

* Let the Right One In, directed by Tomas Alfredson, 2008

* Interview with the Vampire, 2022-

* Abigail, directed by Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett, 2024

Other media mentioned in this episode:

Fiction

* “Morella” by Edgar Allan Poe, 1835

* The Vampire Lestat by Anne Rice, 1985

* Guilty Pleasures by Laurell K. Hamilton, 1993

* Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer, 2008

Film

* Dracula’s Daughter, directed by Lambert Hillyer, 1936

* The Twilight Saga, 2008-2012

* Let Me In, directed by Matt Reeves, 2010

* Poor Things, directed by Yorgos Lanthimos, 2023

* Weapons, directed by Zach Cregger, 2025

TV

* Buffy the Vampire Slayer, 1997-2003

* True Blood, 2008-2014

Additional Reading

* Dracula’s Daughters, edited by Douglas Brode and Leah Deyneka, 2013

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