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I need your help.
While putting up my wall, I inadvertently walled myself in.
There are pros & cons. While it does keep out the riff-raff, the door-to-door solicitors (yes some of the "solicitors" are quite bold, aggressive, & persistent. Even after I tell em up front I'm no longer sexually active).
About the pros & cons: If I was a pro, I wouldn't have walled myself in, but hiring pros can be expensive. Not to mention, how can I lose my amateur status if I don't get any experience? Eh?
The cons are used to 'being walled in' & not able to roam, like a good cell signal. Or in a tiny cell, where it feels like the walls & the mates are closing in, like something out of Edgar Allan Poe.
Course I'm not interested in losing my amateur status when it comes to cellmates & specifically conjugal visits.
I'm okay with not 'expanding my... horizons'. I'm okay with being bourgeois, set in my ways, organized, but not too anal.
Well I digress. I am walled in; I HAD to put up a wall; I'm too accessible! It's not that I don't trust anybody; it's more I didn't have an exit strategy.
I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, Bob, what can I do? I've given this a lot of thought. I have nothing else to do, while 'on the inside.' Ronald Reagan said it best.
"Mr. Gorbachev, (or whatever identity you've stolen), TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!" Oh; one final word: "HELP!!!!" I'm starting to well up, or is that wall up? Eh?
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By Joe Strecker ProductionsI need your help.
While putting up my wall, I inadvertently walled myself in.
There are pros & cons. While it does keep out the riff-raff, the door-to-door solicitors (yes some of the "solicitors" are quite bold, aggressive, & persistent. Even after I tell em up front I'm no longer sexually active).
About the pros & cons: If I was a pro, I wouldn't have walled myself in, but hiring pros can be expensive. Not to mention, how can I lose my amateur status if I don't get any experience? Eh?
The cons are used to 'being walled in' & not able to roam, like a good cell signal. Or in a tiny cell, where it feels like the walls & the mates are closing in, like something out of Edgar Allan Poe.
Course I'm not interested in losing my amateur status when it comes to cellmates & specifically conjugal visits.
I'm okay with not 'expanding my... horizons'. I'm okay with being bourgeois, set in my ways, organized, but not too anal.
Well I digress. I am walled in; I HAD to put up a wall; I'm too accessible! It's not that I don't trust anybody; it's more I didn't have an exit strategy.
I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, Bob, what can I do? I've given this a lot of thought. I have nothing else to do, while 'on the inside.' Ronald Reagan said it best.
"Mr. Gorbachev, (or whatever identity you've stolen), TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!" Oh; one final word: "HELP!!!!" I'm starting to well up, or is that wall up? Eh?