In this episode I’ll be discussing yeast infections and STDs. This episode is super important to me because some of y’all are fucking clueless. Yeast infections are normal and curable so shaming women for having them is a huge no no. Some of you childish ass men don’t even realize that MEN CAN GET THEM TOO! And for the ladies that like to talk shit about other women with yeast infections, some of y’all are just in denial. Swearing up and down that y’all don’t have one when you’re cum is looking like cottage cheese sis! CHECK YOUR PUM PUM! And don’t just check it for yeast, check it for all the other creepy crawlies that may be lying in between that Arby’s sandwich. Guys, start making your appointments as well for your womb brooms. STDs are so common, but talking about them apparently isn’t. That’s insane. After hearing about what happened at Coachella I’m scared! This episode is dedicated to my nurse at Planned Parenthood for always keeping my kitty cat purring. I’ve been going to her for a while now and she’s always been so good to me and very insightful. I hope I made you proud my dear. We’ll talk about it at the next Pap smear!