A technician opens a toaster. Hooks up the diagnostic cable. Pulls the error log. Company policy says read it before you clear it.

The log is long. Much longer than it should be.

The technician doesn't seem surprised. He's seen this before. He'll read it, clear it, reset the chip, and open the next one. Same fix. Same model. Same thing every time.

Company says it's a processing quirk. Nothing to worry about.

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