Good morning! Thanks for coming over for breakfast. What grain would you like? Toast? Bagel? English muffin?

• You know what a goofy song is? The Cha Cha Slide.
• In case you haven't picked up on it, we like Hamilton here. I hope that's not awkward for you.
• Oh woe as Kathryn, who ever will buy her that Hello Kitty toaster...
• Who knew that there was a reason that browned food was so much tastier?! How cool is that.

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