Today I learned that this podcast doesn’t have to be a depressing inquest into colonialism! Yaaay! Instead, today we will learn about penile spikes on cats, what happens when you fall asleep in church, and that time the South African Government dealt MDMA.

Note that I did have a cold while recording, sooooo I’m sorry for the nose pulling

Digressions Include: Assassination Attempts, Scruffing, and Polymorphism

Audio Sourcing:

SpongeBob Trap Remix "Krusty Krab" Mixed by Eugene The Dream

SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song, Nickelodeon©

26 Weird Animal Mating Habits - mental_floss on YouTube (Ep. 20), Mental Floss ©

Sources

Brette Sember, Puritanism for Beginners (2019)

Chandré Gould & Peter Folb, Project Coast: Apartheid's Chemical and Biological Warfare Programme (2012)

Dr. Nicholas Dodman, Sexual Aggression in Cats (2014)

Drug Wise, How much do drugs cost? (2017)

Karl Kemp, South Africa's 'Dr. Death' Was Accused of Selling Ravers Super-Strength MDMA(2014)

New England Historical Society, Hellfires, Whippings and Woodchuck Bites – The Perils for Puritans Sleeping in Church(2022)

Olivier Marbot, South Africa: ‘Dr Death’ discovered to still be practising medicine (2021)

Stephanie Pappas, Here, Kitty, Kitty: 10 Facts for Cat Lovers (2011)

Tabitha Kucera, Scruffing a Cat: What Is It, and Why Do Experts Say You Shouldn't Do It? (2019)