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Musk Hounded by Haters:

On Saturday Elon Musk sat in his personal jet and tested out Starlink's in-air WiFI by streaming some Path of Exile 2. Less than five minutes into the stream, someone in game chat asked him to "jerk off mr trump so he dies of a heart attack!" For the next hour and 40 minutes, the world's richest man frowned his way through a livestream while people yelled at him.

Path of Exile 2 is an action role-playing game and Musk loves it, but he's terrible at it. He has claimed he's one of the top players in the world and later admitted he's paid people to help keep his account leveled up and full of the high-end gear it needs to play the game at the highest level. [...]

  • ELON ARE YOU A SMART FELLA OR A FART SMELLA
  • YOU HAVE NO REAL FRIENDS AND WILL DIE ALONE
  • STILL NOT OVER GRIMES SHE NEVER LOVED YOU
  • YOU WILL ALWAYS FEEL INSECURE IT WILL NEVER GO AWAY
  • YOU RUINED THE COUNTRY JUST LIKE YOU RUINED ALL YOUR MARRIAGES

Since Musk is too afraid of serial killers to eat in restaurants where the little people could heckle him and ruin his meal, it's important to take the heckling to his "man cave".

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