Hey weather warriors! Dustin Breeze here, and boy do I have a forecast that's gonna make your meteorological muscles flex! We're looking at a Houston heat wave that's gonna be hotter than my fourth-quarter touchdown passes back in the day.

Let's break down this weather playbook, Houston! Tonight we've got a 20 percent chance of some sneaky showers trying to blitz through before 4 am. But don't worry, it's mostly gonna be clear with temperatures dropping to a smooth 75 degrees, with a south wind cruising around 5 miles per hour. I call that a defensive weather strategy!

Speaking of defense, let me drop some Weather Playbook knowledge. Ever wonder how clouds form? It's like a perfect pass play in the sky! Water vapor rises, cools down, and condenses around tiny dust particles. Boom! Clouds are born - just like a perfectly executed touchdown drive.

Now for our three-day forecast, Houston style:

Monday: Full sun with a high near 90 degrees. Southeast winds 5 to 10 miles per hour. It's gonna be clearer than my game-day vision!

Tuesday: Mostly sunny, with a tiny 20 percent chance of thunderstorm activity after 1 pm. High near 88 degrees. Southeast winds 5 to 15 miles per hour.

Wednesday: Partly sunny with a 30 percent chance of afternoon thunderstorms. High near 88 degrees.

Pro tip: Keep those sunglasses and water bottles ready. This heat is no joke!

It's gonna be WIIIIILD out there, folks!

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