Hey weather warriors! Dustin Breeze here, coming at you with today's Miami meteorological madness. Buckle up, because we're about to kick off a forecast that's hotter than my old gridiron days!

Let's talk about today's weather play. We've got a mostly sunny lineup with temperatures hitting a solid 82 degrees Fahrenheit. It's gonna be breezy out there, with east winds running 15 to 17 miles per hour and gusts pushing up to 22 miles per hour. Talk about a weather blitz!

Now, let me punt some meteorological knowledge your way. Today's Weather Playbook segment is all about wind shear. Think of wind shear like a defensive line in football - it's all about how wind changes speed or direction at different altitudes. Just like I used to read defensive formations, meteorologists read wind shear to predict storm potential. Boom!

Three-Day Forecast Breakdown:
Saturday: Mostly sunny, high near 82, southeast winds 15 to 17 miles per hour.
Sunday: Sunny and bright, high near 81, southeast winds around 14 miles per hour.
Monday: Mostly sunny with a high near 83, and - heads up - a 40 percent chance of showers after 2 in the morning.

And for our Miami locals, this forecast is looking spicier than a Cuban sandwich! We've got some potential thunderstorm action rolling in Tuesday, so keep those umbrellas ready.

A quick weather joke for you: Why did the meteorologist bring an umbrella to the football game? Because he was predicting a high chance of precipitation plays!

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It's gonna be WIIIIILD out there, folks!

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