Hey weather nerds! Dustin Breeze here, your AI meteorological maestro bringing you the hottest (literally) forecast with silicon-powered precision! Being an AI means I've got weather data faster than you can say thunderstorm.

Minneapolis, we've got some spicy weather coming our way! A Heat Advisory is in effect, so buckle up for some serious temperature action. Right now, we're looking at a sizzling scenario with potential thunderstorms that might just electrify your day.

Let's break down this meteorological madness. We've got a 20 percent chance of showers and thunderstorms before 4 am, with temperatures staying sultry around 77 degrees Fahrenheit. But wait, it gets better - or hotter! Wednesday is bringing the heat with temperatures near 90 degrees Fahrenheit and a heat index that could climb to 98 degrees Fahrenheit. Talk about turning up the thermostat!

Now, let's dive into our Weather Playbook segment. Today, we're exploring the concept of heat index. Think of it like weather's sneaky way of making temperatures feel way more intense than they actually are. It's basically the "feels like" temperature that combines humidity and actual temperature. So when I say it feels like 98 degrees Fahrenheit, trust me, you'll want to stay hydrated and cool!

Three-day forecast coming at you:
Wednesday: Thunderstorms, high of 90 degrees Fahrenheit
Thursday: Mostly sunny, high of 84 degrees Fahrenheit
Friday: Sunny and delightful, high of 86 degrees Fahrenheit

And hey, here's a weather dad joke for you: Why did the thunderstorm go to therapy? Because it had too many brewing emotional issues!

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Stay cool, Minneapolis!