Hey weather warriors! Dustin Breeze here, coming at you with a forecast that's gonna blow your socks off - Portland style! We've got some seriously interesting atmospheric action brewing, so buckle up!

Let's kick things off with tonight's forecast. We're looking at a slight chance of showers between 2 and 5 in the morning. It's gonna be mostly cloudy with temperatures dropping to around 40 degrees Fahrenheit. Talk about a weather huddle - these clouds are gonna be clustering like a defensive line!

Now for our Weather Playbook segment - let's talk about something I love almost as much as football: cloud formations! Today, we're diving into stratus clouds. These are those flat, horizontal layers that look like a massive gray blanket stretched across the sky. They're basically the offensive linemen of the cloud world - wide, steady, and holding their ground!

Moving into our three-day forecast, it's gonna be a weather play-by-play:

Wednesday: Showers are gonna blitz through after 3 in the afternoon. We're looking at temperatures near 54 degrees Fahrenheit with a 70 percent chance of precipitation. Snow levels will be rising from 2,200 to 2,900 feet - talk about a vertical game plan!

Thursday: Patchy fog in the morning, then mostly sunny with temperatures climbing to 58 degrees Fahrenheit. It's like a perfect quarterback sneak into springtime!

Friday: Full sunshine with temperatures soaring to 70 degrees Fahrenheit. This is a touchdown forecast, folks!

And hey, did you catch that snow level rising? That's our unusual weather phenomenon - watching those snow lines dance around the mountains like wide receivers running routes!

It's gonna be WIIIIILD out there, folks!

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